Trudy runs into work, screaming because she’s so ecstatic that she has won the lotto, she screams at Dangle and says she doesn’t have to sit here and listen to him anymore because she’s a millionare. Dangle then holds up a newspaper which says “Lotto Card Misprint”, then Junior reads the lotto number to Terry and she just plays it off like nothing happened. Clemmie and Jones then walk in cursing everyone off claiming they won the lottery and are thrilled, everyone explains it to them as well. Dangle and Junior go on a call where a man is in charge of going on a camping trip with 45 boys and he loses them all, the man describes the boys to them and Junior thinks of them as those “abercrombie models” as he says. Turns out the guy was on mushrooms. Deputy Dangle goes to a greek tanning salon because the salon is running a special, half off for law enforcement and ends up in the hospital, majorly burnt. He looks like a lobster. All the officers come to visit him. Jones and Williams rap to him while he’s laying there in pain and Kimball reads the Bible to Dangle, then they all run in singing. Dangle just lays there looking scared.

So this episode starts off with Deputy Jim Dangle “jumping” a shark for Autism. And basically all this episode is about is officer Trudy wanting to sell her baby. She interviews a bunch of couples, but she has some problems with it because she doesn’t like how many people of different races there are who want to buy her baby. Trudy first interviews people who want to raise the baby to be in the circus..and she doesn’t like that and flat out calls them freaks to their face. The second couple are Oriental and she doesn’t want them raising her baby because she feels it’s just night right and explains why, mentioning black people in a racist way and comparing them to the couple. She says she doesn’t want the baby being raised in that way because of the Chinese New Year. Meanwhile, all the guys of the Sheriff’s department are trying to figure out who Trudy’s babys’ daddy is because she went to a sperm bank where all of the guys have donated at. Junior believes it’s his baby..saying, “All Trudy’s baby does is stagger around like a retard and look at boobs. So yeah, it could be mine.” Hahaa, another thing is Trudy advertises her baby so more people would become interested in adopting him, she makes a commercial where she talks about the baby to everyone, but in the background there’s her baby boy and he’s on the grass, locked in a open cage as if he’s a dog (mean, i know) and she’s throwing cereal at him. She says, “This baby is white, full of love, joy, and wonder and can be yours with just one phone call.” So yadddayadayada, she interviews more people and finally finds a couple from Lake Tahoe and sells the baby to them for $10,000. Oh, and Clemmie and Kimball are on duty when a guy who just robbed a liquor store asks them to get out of the car because he’s with the FBI and he shows them a fake badge, saying he’s trying to catch the guy who robbed a liquor store and he gives them this whole “hypothetically, what if there was a guy..” But they know he’s full of it, and know he’s the one who robbed the store, so they tell him he can ride in the back while they bring him to the police station and he replies saying..”Okay, but we need to get as close to the state line as possible.” because the “robber” claims to be from Kenya.

Lieutenant Jim Dangle – played by Thomas Lennon.

Alright so Dangle pretty much runs the show, he’s in charge of all the other officers in the Reno Sheriff Department. He’s an openly gay character on the show and you can always find him wearing his trademark shorts as part of his uniform for work. His reasoning for the “short shorts” is that he “has to be able to move fast like a cheetah on the streets”, as he’s said. He’s a really funny guy and probably my favorite character overall.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel – played by Kerri Kenny-Silver

Hmm, what to say about Trudy. First off, she’s probably the most insane one on the show. She is beyond funny. She has an extreme love for cats and is pretty much obsessed with Lieutenant Jim Dangle. She’s emotionally unstable and has night terrors. She says the most random things ever all the time. Trudy is the weirdest one of all, but I think without her, the show wouldn’t be quite as funny.

Deputy S. Jones- played by Cedric Yarbrough

I don’t think there’s even a word to describe him. Well… let’s just say he’s a ladies man. Dangle referred to him as a “big, hardworking, robust, sort of mocha-ish person.”

Deputy James Garcia – played by Carlos Alazraqui

This guy makes me laugh for hours, no joke. He usually always uses his nightstick to beat suspects. He’s an angry Mexican-American and is also known to be racist and sexist. Garcia even arrests his own friend Lt. Jim Dangle and his boyfriend when they’re getting married telling them that gay marriage is illegal in Nevada.  He’s so weird, in that strangely awesome kind of way.

Deputy Clementine Johnson – played by Wendi McLendon-Covey

Yeah, so Clemmie is legitly the queen of blonde moments. She’s funny, her mom is a prostitute..guess that is part of the reason for Clementine’s promiscuous behavior most of the time, cause it’s in the family. She’s totally cool. Oh, and she wants Marijuana to be legalized. Talk about crazy for a cop.

Deputy Raineesha Williams – played by Niecy Nash

Probably the funniest African American woman character I’ve ever seen. She’s so obnoxious, but that’s what makes her hilarious. She yells all the time. She has three kids, all having different dads. Her and Deputy Jones often hook up.

Deputy Travis Junior – Robert Ben Garant

Hahaha, sooo.. he wears his bullet proof vest OVER his shirt and is always wearing aviator sunglasses. He’s the cousin of Deputy Kimball. He loves beer and of course, his moustache. He’s nice like fried rice maaan.

Deputy Cherisha Kimaball – played by Mary Birdsong

I don’t really have much to say about her. She has times when she’s really funny, but I don’t really care for her much. She doesn’t seem to have much of a personality. Anyways, all her co-workers believe she’s a lesbian, but she always denies it. Even her cousin Deputy Junior thinks she is one too so he pretends to get shot and while Kimball thinks he’s dying, she finally reveals to Junior that she has fantasies about women all the time. Junior planned it all, just so he could get the truth out of her.